No Music No Civilization

It was only 5 days ago where our mentality lied in green meadow of paradise.

4 matches of paintball was just unforgettable. Circular scars and bruises all over our body made us look like beehives.

(paintball pictures taken by Mr.Joo)

On our way back, we made parodies of Mr. Joo’s Top 10 list, which he gives out every Monday to, supposedly, entertain us.

Revved by the thrill of shooting a friend and making his T-shirt bombarded with soluble paint that will be washed out as soon as it was put in water anyways, we satisfied ourselves by being childish.

Gathering the remembrance of that one hour in the bus, I hereby complete the

TOP 10 SIGNS THAT YOU ARE IN KIS CLASS OF 2010
(for those who are not familiar with KIS, it’s the name of my school)

10. You don’t go to socials

9. You played or watched someone play DotA in any shape of form

8. Sex is your favorite word

7. but you never have the guts to actually do it

6. Everything that displeases you is labeled as ‘gay’

5. You don’t feel the difference of genders among classmates

4. You are always ready to duel if stirred by majority of people

3. SNSD is the religion

2. You always thrive to find homophones between Korean and English (One very infamous discovery is Josephina, which in Korean, it could be read as “your genital is bleeding”) and think that jokes=social status.
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1. You are used to making fun of robots, rats, nazis, scoobies, and et cetra

**number one can possibly be viewed offensive to some people, I will change or delete it if it causes problem. Only people in KIS would get the deep meaning of clause no.1 anyways, well, that’s the point.

These Top Tens are originals of a certain TV show in America hosted by David Letterman [Thanks Hannah for the correction!] and I know that Hilary, Obama and Homer declared their TOP 10 reasons to be the president of US of A.

Although some issues that underly in the global society possess solitude gravity that make every individual stern and mature, there are always 10 legitimate reasons that can make us smile like nonchalant children, questioning the basic infrastructure of the question. In other words, whatever we do, there is always a reason to smile.

Below is a bonus picture I stole from Boing Boing. I lost the track of the exact url of the image.

GG

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